Become The Smurf · HAINE
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Become The Smurf · Application only

Records that came before yours.

Wanna be the next one?

Read and apply below ↓ €399.99 · 5 weeks · max 5 students per month
500RR
average student climb
1200RR
record climbs, up to
2200+
students coached
3 yrs
to build this program
Top record
dynodog
@dynodog
Silver→Ascendant
+1200RRin 6 weeks
Latest Become The Smurf climbsAug & Sep 2026
  • Mochi
    Mochi
    +600RR
  • Starboy
    Starboy
    +500RR
  • Fubar
    Fubar
    +500RR
  • Nat
    Nat
    +400RR
  • Kron
    Kron
    +350RR
StudentClimbGain
@josxd4925
Unranked→Plat 2
+1200RR
@siferstep
Iron 2→Platinum
+1100RR
@tom_pr
Silver 2→Diamond 3
+1000RR
@thefunkiboi
Silver 2→Diamond 3
+1000RR
@coloooy
Gold 1→Ascendant 1
+900RR
@.banny
Plat 2→Immortal 1
+800RR
@leleoeo
Ascendant 2→Radiant
+700RR
@pmm
Ascendant 1→Immortal 3
+550RR
Before you read on

Your questions, answered.

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What is Become The Smurf?

A 5-week, 1-on-1 transformation package meant to rebuild you into the hyper carry that dominates every lobby.

Your team is useless, but the enemy team is equally as bad. We're gonna max out your mechanics, improve your decision-making, and make sure we leave no gaps so that you can smurf in your own rank. It's the final version of the package Haine has been working on for three years, and the exact package that produces the records above.

How much does Become The Smurf cost?

€399.99, one time, for the full 5 weeks.

You only pay after your audit call, once your plan is set and your guarantee is written into your contract. Pay by card, Google Pay, Apple Pay, iDEAL, PayPal or Revolut, or split it with Klarna where available.

Why can't I just buy it?

Because it's customized for every student, it's application only.

Haine takes a maximum of 5 students per month and is very selective, so the results can be the records you see on the website and in his videos. Fill out the application at the bottom of this page and Haine will personally message you on Discord if you're accepted.

Who is it for?

This is not a package for the average player.

It's for those who want to take their climb seriously and produce record-breaking results, and who are ready to follow a plan exactly for 5 weeks: what you play, how you practise and how much. Looking for a one-off session instead? See the other packages.

Is there a rank-up guarantee?

Yes. Every Become The Smurf package comes with a rank-up guarantee.

Your rank goal is set during your audit call and written into your contract before you pay. Follow the plan and still miss it? You get up to 3 extra weeks of coaching, free.

Do I pay when I apply?

No. Applying is free and no payment is taken.

If you're accepted, you'll get a DM from Haine to book your audit call. You only pay once your plan and guarantee are agreed.

Can sessions fit around my schedule?

By default you book your sessions in Haine's open slots. That keeps the package more affordable.

Very busy? Pick the own schedule add-on (+€50) in the application and book sessions around your schedule through Haine's calendar.

How much do I need to play?

Your schedule is built around the time you have.

It's set during your audit call and written into your plan. Once it's set, you play the exact number of games for each day, no more and no fewer.

What happens after the 5 weeks?

You keep Lifetime Support.

Ongoing guidance and support even after your 5 weeks are complete. If you followed every rule and missed your goal, the guarantee gives you up to 3 extra weeks of coaching, free.

Which regions and what do I need?

All regions. Sessions are live 1-on-1 calls on Discord.

All you need is Discord, a working mic and a way to record your games. The onboarding shows you exactly how to record your VODs.

Can I get a refund?

Become The Smurf is governed by the contract you sign before paying.

Together with the Terms of Service and Refund Policy. The rank-up guarantee is how missed goals are handled.

Package contents

Everything you get.

5x 1-Hour Live Calls
Live 1-on-1 coaching sessions tailored exactly to you.
Instant Access
Onboarding Experience
Pre-session prep, peripheral guides, and everything you need to know before we begin.
Instant Access
Custom Roadmap
Detailing all the specific steps we will take in this program to hit your target.
After Session 1
Carry Routines
Routines that will transform your mechanics to a carry.
Instant Access
Master Vault Access
Exclusive guides and modules for your improvement.
Instant Access
SoloQ Smurf Strategy
Special "Become the Smurf" modules built to abuse SoloQ.
Instant Access
Optimized Weekly Schedule
A schedule that maximizes every second you have to spend in Valorant.
Instant Access
VIP Discord Role
Exclusive community role for Become The Smurf students.
Instant Access
Lifetime Support
Ongoing guidance and support even after your 5 weeks are complete.
Instant Access
Your coaching journey

5 weeks. Every step guided.

01Instant access

The Onboarding Experience

The onboarding teaches you exactly what you need to know before we jump into a session. We cover everything from how to record optimal VODs to how you can maximize the coaching experience. This ensures we never waste our 1-on-1 time talking about basic setup information.

You also gain access to guides on the best peripherals (mice, mousepads, etc.) if you wish to upgrade, though this isn't mandatory.

02Before session 1

The Benchmark Playlist

You will complete an Aim Labs benchmark playlist. This allows me to analyze your aim and weaknesses before we even begin our first call, and you can start doing it immediately.

03After session 1

Diagnostics & Custom Roadmap

After your first session, I will have a full grasp of your strengths and weaknesses. I will then choose the structure, goals and materials that we will be using to turn you into a hard-carry within the next 4 sessions.

The package uses materials, exercises and methods that I have developed over the last 3 years while achieving my record-breaking climbs with other students, and those exact materials will fit into a custom tailored schedule made just for you and your climb.

04Weeks 1–5

Communication & Execution

Throughout the package, you receive constant communication. You will have a private 1-on-1 ticket directly to me for session questions, plus access to a communal channel to read and learn from other students' questions.

Our coaching relies on a combination of VOD reviews and live games, teaching you the secrets Radiants use to stomp lobbies. We maximize your mechanics using Aim Labs (and potentially KovaaK's) alongside the Vault. This system ensures you learn efficiently outside of the coaching sessions so that we don't waste a single second of our time together on concepts you can master independently.

Become The Smurf exclusive

The Vault

The Vault is a Become The Smurf exclusive resource that I've personally created over the years. It houses everything you will need during your coaching journey.

Receives updates weekly
  • Exercises
  • Warmup Routines
  • Aim Training Routines
  • Exclusive guides made for this package
  • Hundreds of hours of full, uncut coaching VODs of my sessions
  • And a lot more
Begin your transformation

From application to day one.

This package has five limited slots per month. Therefore, I am very selective about the people I work with to ensure that the results can be these records that you see on the website and on my videos.

  1. 1Apply

    Fill out the short application below. It takes about 3 minutes.

  2. 2Expect a DM from Haine

    If you're a good fit for the program, I will personally contact you on Discord.

  3. 3Jump on a quick call

    A 1-on-1 audit of your gameplay, rank and goals.

  4. 4Get your custom plan

    We discuss how we can achieve your dream rank together, step by step: what to play, how to practise and how much.

  5. 5Set your guarantee

    Your rank goal is written into your contract before you pay.

  6. 6Pay & start your journey

    5 weeks, every step of your climb guided by Haine.

    Only now do you pay
All Become The Smurf packages receive a

Don't hit your goal? You get up to 3 extra weeks of coaching, free.

Application

Apply for your spot.

  • Free to apply. No payment is taken now.
  • Every application is read by Haine personally.
  • Accepted? You'll get a Discord DM to book your audit call.
  • €399.99, paid only after your guarantee is in your contract.
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Application received

Haine reads every application personally. If you're selected, you'll get a DM on Discord.

  1. 1Keep your Discord DMs open.
  2. 2Watch for a message from Haine.
  3. 3Book your audit call.
Become The Smurf
The rank-up guarantee

Your rank goal is set for your starting rank during your audit call with Haine. It's written into a contract you both sign before any payment, so you know exactly what you're guaranteed before you commit.

You followed the planUp to 3 extra weeks of coaching, free

If you followed every rule below and still missed your goal. The exact number of weeks is in your contract.

Life got in the way40% off your next Become The Smurf

If you missed your goal for reasons outside your control that you can prove, such as a hospital stay or a hardware failure.

Your side of the dealZero tolerance

Your climb is fully controlled: what you play, how you practise and how much. The guarantee holds because the plan works when it's followed exactly. Breaking any single rule, even once, ends the guarantee.

  1. Only the plan's programs and routinesNo outside aim trainers, routines or coaching during your 5 weeks.
  2. Upload every daily logEvery day, on the same day, with the date visible on screen. One missing log ends the guarantee.
  3. Keep your schedule and settingsNo changes to your schedule, sensitivity, crosshair or other settings unless Haine changes them.
  4. Play only your assigned agentsEvery ranked game on the agent or agents in your plan.
  5. Do every task exactly as shownEach exercise exactly as in its tutorial. Your recordings are checked against it.
  6. Play the exact number of gamesNo more and no fewer than set for each day.
  7. Attend every sessionA session voided under the Terms of Service, such as a no-show, ends the guarantee. Sessions Haine moves or cancels never count against you.
  • How we keep it fair
  • If a rule is broken, you're told in writing the same day, so you always know where you stand.
  • Your climb is measured by the highest RR you reach during the 5 weeks.
  • Riot server outages and act resets extend your deadline. Remakes don't count toward your games.
  • If your account is banned or restricted, the guarantee ends.

This guarantee is offered in addition to your statutory consumer rights and doesn't limit them. The full, binding terms are in your contract. Last updated 30 September 2026.

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